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"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"I'm sorry, John! You're right, I'm wrong!!!"

Echo canyon, echo canyon, echo canyon...

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

The Origami Society...

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

The discovery of electricity...

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

'It's an antique!'

"Siri, find oxygen."

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"#BeCurious"

Mars Poppins

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

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Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"Professor, this changes everything."