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'If I were you I wouldn't eat this on an empty stomach.'

'How about a drink?' 'You've got gravy.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

Countervailing Clichés.

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"I'm sorry, John! You're right, I'm wrong!!!"

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'How was the squid?'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

Anton's Bar and Grill

'Oxford, Cambridge, Redbrick, Poly . . .'

Boy baking a cake.

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."