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'If I were you I wouldn't eat this on an empty stomach.'

'How about a drink?' 'You've got gravy.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

Countervailing Clichés.

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"I'm sorry, John! You're right, I'm wrong!!!"

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'How was the squid?'

'Oxford, Cambridge, Redbrick, Poly . . .'

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Anton's Bar and Grill

Boy baking a cake.

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Sauted lard, please."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme