Canoe Adventurer Mugs

Canoe Carriers

Remember when?... When was that?

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

Seagiraffes

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Lazy Octopus

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Sailor in Car.

Fish hunting for men.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Scuba cow"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Come out with your fins up!'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'