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Two men in a canoe rowing against each other.

'I need to arrange for some bridge financing.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Sans Paroles

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

Jacques would discover it wasn't a very portage-friendly workplace.

The voyageur's debate over which is the most profitable trade route to use ends in a compromise.

Man paddling a canoe with a guitar to get oars

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

'My dad always told me, 'love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe'.'

'I'm terribly sorry I lost the paddles, Melvin.'

'You're not much help, shorty.'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Sounds of Commodities trading pit available for campers.

'Personally, I don't see what's so romantic about canoeing.'

'I got it for a little wampum down and many moons to pay.'

"High? This place is off he goddam charts."

Canadian Canoe.

'Darling, when are you going to finish my half of the canoe?'

Docks/Boondocks.

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.

I'll paddle. You read the safety guide. "Watch for low-hanging branches, submerged rocks, hidden rapids and paddling too close to other canoers."

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Bitchbark Canoe

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Do you mind?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'