Canoe Fanatic T-Shirts

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Cannonball!'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Farmer and FIsherman

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Shall I let them breathe."

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

Canadian Canoe.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

'What were you sent up for?'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Remember when?... When was that?