Canoeist T-Shirts

"That's what I love about Ben—he's all Adirondack."

Olympic canoeist... with snorkel.

'Howie, I know we're still on break, but I don't think we wanna miss this one.'

Ahab would never find Moby now. In his stolen canoe, the whale was free of harpoons forever.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Canadian Canoe.

'What were you sent up for?'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Remember when?... When was that?

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'You kids make sure you wait an hour after eating before you go swimming.'

'I hope he sings better than he paddles.'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

Canoeing Incorrectly

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'