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"We're really bonding now, aren't we, Dad?"

Two men in a canoe rowing against each other.

'I need to arrange for some bridge financing.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

Rowing

'What were you sent up for?'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

'I saved the paddle,but i lost the boat.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Bob learned an important lesson that day. Dog helps those who help themselves.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Rule 1: Wear a life jacket. Rule 2: Don't get all tangled up in the anchor rope.

Kanoe/Cayak.

Bear sees fisherman in canoe, thinks of hotdog.

Dicky's fear of water made him something of a social outcast.

"Oh, I forget to deposit my paycheck. Can you stop by a river bank?"

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

Man putting crocodile into canoe/kayak roofrack.

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"But I take it a canoe trip along the lower Amazon does not appeal."

'No! You're a back-seat driver!' 'No! You're a back-seat driver!'

'I wish you trappers would quit ordering your canoes by Pony Express.'

Sans Paroles

Canoeing

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'