Canoeing Gifts

"We're really bonding now, aren't we, Dad?"

Two men in a canoe rowing against each other.

'I need to arrange for some bridge financing.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'What were you sent up for?'

Rowing

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'I saved the paddle,but i lost the boat.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Bear sees fisherman in canoe, thinks of hotdog.

Dicky's fear of water made him something of a social outcast.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Bob learned an important lesson that day. Dog helps those who help themselves.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

"Oh, I forget to deposit my paycheck. Can you stop by a river bank?"

Rule 1: Wear a life jacket. Rule 2: Don't get all tangled up in the anchor rope.

Kanoe/Cayak.

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

"But I take it a canoe trip along the lower Amazon does not appeal."

'No! You're a back-seat driver!' 'No! You're a back-seat driver!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Man putting crocodile into canoe/kayak roofrack.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'I wish you trappers would quit ordering your canoes by Pony Express.'

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

Two men in a capsized canoe

'It's Darwin's only chance to practice when he's in the city.'