First Canoe Adventure Gifts

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Marshmallows

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"Mine's camper."

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

Canadian Canoe.

'What were you sent up for?'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

Remember when?... When was that?