Canoeing Enthusiast Gifts

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"We may be up a creek but at least we've got a paddle!"

Bitchbark Canoe

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Do you mind?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Captain steering house through flood.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Camping-Pong

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Loud mouth bass.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'