Canoe Enthusiasts Gifts

'I'm sick of all the stress - when's the next canoe coming - what if there are two canoes - who takes which one?'

Bitchbark Canoe

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Loud mouth bass.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Getting the hang of it?"

Fishing boat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'It was this big. I swear'

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.