Canoe Connoisseur Gifts

'I wish you trappers would quit ordering your canoes by Pony Express.'

Tartine

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Instructional guide to scribbling

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Canape?

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"Getting the hang of it?"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

With Compliments

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"You know damn well what noise!"

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Canadian Canoe.

About the potter.

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Christmas Canapes

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"Brendan’s gap year morphed into a Grand Canyon decade."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.

'Howie, I know we're still on break, but I don't think we wanna miss this one.'

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

How about a hike or a swim? No thanks. Twig's a slug. She's certainly uninspired. Wait! Let's go canoeing! You never know when inspiration will strike!

"That's what I love about Ben—he's all Adirondack."

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

I'll paddle. You read the safety guide. "Watch for low-hanging branches, submerged rocks, hidden rapids and paddling too close to other canoers."

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'