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"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Cannonball!'

Duck Hunt

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Tallyho!"

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'So who needs sonar?!'

Artifishial Intelligence

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"I think it loves us."

Farmer and FIsherman

"Shall I let them breathe."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

A school of fish.

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Dolphin

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

The Imperfect Storm

Canadian Canoe.