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"Getting the hang of it?"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Cannonball!'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Duck Hunt

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Tallyho!"

Artifishial Intelligence

'So who needs sonar?!'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"I think it loves us."

Farmer and FIsherman

"Shall I let them breathe."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

A school of fish.

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Dolphin

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

The Imperfect Storm

Canadian Canoe.

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."