Canoe Fanatic Gifts

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Cannonball!'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Farmer and FIsherman

"Shall I let them breathe."

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Canadian Canoe.

'What were you sent up for?'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Remember when?... When was that?

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"Sorry, Captain, but we have to let you go. You just lack leader-ship skills."