Canoe Connoisseur T-Shirts

'I wish you trappers would quit ordering your canoes by Pony Express.'

Tartine

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Instructional guide to scribbling

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Canape?

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

With Compliments

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"You know damn well what noise!"

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Canadian Canoe.

About the potter.

Christmas Canapes

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Howie, I know we're still on break, but I don't think we wanna miss this one.'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"Brendan’s gap year morphed into a Grand Canyon decade."

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

"That's what I love about Ben—he's all Adirondack."

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'