Canning Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

Tartine

Counting ribs

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Instructional guide to scribbling

Canape?

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Pet Entertainers

Music Hall Dancers

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

With Compliments

'Oxford, Cambridge, Redbrick, Poly . . .'

"You know damn well what noise!"

"Shoulda brought the weed."

About the potter.

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Christmas Canapes

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

"Fruitcake?""I'm stuffed."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"