First Canoe Adventure T-Shirts

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Ahhh... close enough."

Marshmallows

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

Canadian Canoe.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'What were you sent up for?'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Remember when?... When was that?

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."