Creative Castle Designer Mugs

Building Sandcastles.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

Tree house.

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Fairytale prince and princess

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"It's the battering classes"

Beware of the Dragon

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Welcome to your new home Sire. There isn't an enemy in the land that will penetrate these three foot thick stone walls."

"Ah, Master Turnip, I see you're on a defence contract too!"

"Friend or foe?"

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."