Catapult Creator Mugs

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Congratulations on your retirement!

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Things are looking up!"

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'Your task will be to save the castle from catapulted rocks.'

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

Lighting a Pipe

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

Decoying the Giraffe

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

Convergent Fauna

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

"They have been given one minute to get out of town."

"Next year Jimmy gets a sweater for Christmas."

"Relax, Smithers. I put my pants on one leg at a time like any other man. Except like now, of course, when I'm not wearing any."

'Hybrid Genetix: Sand Snullet.'

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

"Load the holiday catalogues."

'Are you trying to tell me that you don't want to go to school?'

Catching Young Tarpon

The buck stops here. However, ultimately it gets passed on to activist stockholders who want to run the show.

Build a raft!

New Thought Bulb

"It would be a shame if they surrendered before we had a chance to shoot this."

A Remarkable Illusion Caused by an Aeronaut Looping the Loop in a Cloud

"Hey, Love! Sitting up here has given me a brainwave. . . a lav and a bidet - combined! What do you think? Brilliant, eh?"