Craftsman Gifts

Man must make unfinished furniture from tree limb.

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'Have you hammered out the new rule book yet?'

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

Goofy builder.

'Sure, I keep my files in the file cabinet. Where else would you keep them?'

"So you think you can cobble!"

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Pinochio's Computer

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

'Knock the corners off that mate - and you've got the wheel.'

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

'You certainly have a well equipped work bench.'

'A shoddy piece of work.'

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.

"Right-tighty, lefty-loosey."

Carpenter's Workshop.

"By the time I knocked all the rough edges off I had nothing left."

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

Welcome to Lakeveille, home of Lance McDoogle, world's slowest sign painter. He's been working on this one since 1954 and he's still not finish. . .

'The Raffia Mafia.'

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'

William Morris

Spinning Wheel

I love embroidery

"We employ the finest New World craftsmanship. Staples and glue."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Woodwork

Mime

Row to Row

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."