Craftsmanship Gifts

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'That's an impressive display with circular saw but need to see evidence of your accountancy skills.'

'Are you sure you followed the pattern right?'

Indians making canoe.

Welding - the search for meaning begins.

'A shoddy piece of work.'

Signmaker

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy

"This town ain't big enough for both of us!"

Sculptor - "Try not to blink."

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Made in England

Blue-Collar Workers

'There's a cop at the door. You know anything about a pyramid scheme?'

Environmentally Friendly Technology: The wood burning key machine.

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Carpenter's Workshop.

"Got a big meeting, I"m going to need that tie clasp."

Blacksmith heart

"Please hurry with the bookshelves, these things are heavy."

Vulcan

J. Parry Clockmaker

Bricklayer admires her work.

Posh Easter Egg

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Sale: All Our Furniture Made From Artisanal Plastique

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Yeah, and it's a poor craftsman that blames his tools."

A man is crushed by his sculpture of a hand.

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Forged in fur"

"Bob's a tool belt."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"