Construction Craftsperson Gifts

Home maintenance

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Pipe Dream.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'I found the termites!'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"Lovely dovetail."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"We need a union!'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."