Craftsman In Training Gifts

Dog House Building Kit

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Lovely dovetail."

Arts and crafts

Waiting for retirement.

I love embroidery

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Whittler's Mother.

Posh Easter Egg

Education and Apprenticeships

Model Building

Multitool Knife

The Sculptor

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

Luthier

'I had a cough at the time!'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."