Craftsman In Training Pillows

Dog House Building Kit

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Lovely dovetail."

Arts and crafts

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

I love embroidery

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Waiting for retirement.

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Whittler's Mother.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Education and Apprenticeships

Multitool Knife

Model Building

Posh Easter Egg

The Sculptor

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

Luthier

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.