Craftsmanship Appreciator Pillows

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Arts and crafts

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

"She's a natural!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

The Sculptor

Posh Easter Egg

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Pelican and Origami

Nick Offerman

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Raw Piano Bar

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Christmas Craftwork

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Artisanal Pottery

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

A man working on a model airplane

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."