Catch King Gifts

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

The one that got away

Fishing sign.

"River well stocked this year."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Couple of Pikeys.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Missing you.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"I'm over here, dummy!"

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

Fisherman Funneral

Born to play ball.

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

Determined fisherman

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'You only caught one?'

Fisherman.

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

The Evolution of fish

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

Angling Competition