Comedic Catch Champion Gifts

'Are you sure you didn't snag that fish, Harv- lt looks to small to take bait!'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Couple of Pikeys.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

Jumble Sale

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'Steroids.'

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

Rollercoaster police chase.

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Man fights with his shadow.

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Model's aspirations

'Anyone want to learn how to do a leg sweep? How about a roundhouse kick? it's ok, your parents know who I am!'

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

'And that's what catch-and-release is all about, son...'

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,

No 2 Hook