Comedy Fish Catcher Gifts

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

reincarnated worm...

Flyfishing for dummies.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"Is really wet, here!"

Fishing Holes

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Traveller's Luggage.

Fish bait and jail bait.

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'Say on the papers!'

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

'SLIM, why don't you break down and buy a tackle box?'

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

Happy Brexiters

'OK, wait until he grabs the twenty bucks, then set the hook!'

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Fisherman telling wife and then cat how big the fish was

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

Seafood Chum

It's expensive, but I find the best lures are blue contact lenses.

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

"GO FISH!"