Comedy Fish Catcher Gifts

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

reincarnated worm...

Flyfishing for dummies.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"Is really wet, here!"

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

Fishing Holes

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

Fish bait and jail bait.

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

Traveller's Luggage.

'Say on the papers!'

'SLIM, why don't you break down and buy a tackle box?'

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

'OK, wait until he grabs the twenty bucks, then set the hook!'

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

Seafood Chum

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Fisherman telling wife and then cat how big the fish was

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

Happy Brexiters

It's expensive, but I find the best lures are blue contact lenses.

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."

"Don't worry Josh, there's plenty more fish in the sea."