Underwater Performers T-Shirts

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

Graceful, for a big man....

Tightrope #2 Tightrope walker faced by an aggressive vulture

"Guys, remember, no feeding frenzy: Leave some for Grandpa to chew on..."

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

The ocean is no place for a star.

'Ok, yes, we like your singing, but NOT all day long...'

Clam - The Dance Mix

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

Trapeze Safety,

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Pirate

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

"Wash and Quo"

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

It ended up being quite a rough week for the Little Pond Gang.

Sea Lion and Dolphin Tricks

Revenge of the Fish

Now 7 days since anybody ate anybody. Let's keep it going!

'What a disappointment: They were only interested in me jumping or balancing a ball on my nose...'

'It's the latest Do-Before-You-Die experience. . . synchronized swimming with the Dolphins.'

Diver disguised as a fish