Underwater Performers T-Shirts

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

"Guys, remember, no feeding frenzy: Leave some for Grandpa to chew on..."

Graceful, for a big man....

Tightrope #2 Tightrope walker faced by an aggressive vulture

The ocean is no place for a star.

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

'Ok, yes, we like your singing, but NOT all day long...'

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Clam - The Dance Mix

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

Pirate

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Trapeze Safety,

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

"Wash and Quo"

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

It ended up being quite a rough week for the Little Pond Gang.

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

Now 7 days since anybody ate anybody. Let's keep it going!

Revenge of the Fish

'What a disappointment: They were only interested in me jumping or balancing a ball on my nose...'

"I thought he was a Puffer Fish."

'It's the latest Do-Before-You-Die experience. . . synchronized swimming with the Dolphins.'