Celestial Historian Gifts

"Astronomy did so start out as a guy thing."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

A man looks up at the earth

Local News in Heaven

The Big Tipper

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

You are everywhere.

'You needn't of bothered, it grows on trees up here.'

A full moon

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

"So much for eternal rest."

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars