Celestial Historian Mugs

"Astronomy did so start out as a guy thing."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

A man looks up at the earth

Local News in Heaven

The Big Tipper

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

Oops! Maybe we better make the chicken first.

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

You are everywhere.

'Whoops!'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"So much for eternal rest."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."