Celestial Conservationist Mugs

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Save Our Universe

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Father

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Save the termites.

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"Don't be such a baby. You're officially an endangered species, so I'm going to have to earmark you."

Spotted Owl Migration

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

You are everywhere.

'Whoops!'

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"I'm your sun!"

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Angel with speed camera.

Adelie Penguins Protest Australian Antarctic Airport

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

'He seems nice.'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space