Celestial Conservationist T-Shirts

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Save Our Universe

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Father

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Save the termites.

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"Don't be such a baby. You're officially an endangered species, so I'm going to have to earmark you."

Spotted Owl Migration

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

You are everywhere.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

"I'm your sun!"

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Angel with speed camera.

Adelie Penguins Protest Australian Antarctic Airport

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

'He seems nice.'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Paradise: Collection of wine

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space