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Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Tallyho!"

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Marry me astronaut

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"Take me to your mechanic."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Christmas on Other Planets.

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Save the termites.

Save the whales

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"