Intergalactic Conservationist Gifts

Save Our Universe

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Marry me astronaut

"Take me to your mechanic."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Save the termites.

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'