Intergalactic Illusionist T-Shirts

"I have to know how it's done."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Juggler and Illusionist

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Magic Tricks

Christmas on Other Planets.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Young Houdini

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Magic Act

"In the hat! In the hat!"

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"