Intergalactic Athlete T-Shirts

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

Astronaut Tetherball

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

High-gravity baseball

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Dancing with the Star Wars

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Newborn Cosmonaut

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"Did you bring more cars?"

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."