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Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

High-gravity baseball

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Marry me astronaut

Save Our Universe

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Dancing with the Star Wars

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Christmas on Other Planets.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Newborn Cosmonaut

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Did you bring more cars?"

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."