Intergalactic Golfer T-Shirts

'Hey! This club is for members only!'

'Peace.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

High-gravity baseball

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Marry me astronaut

"Take me to your mechanic."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Dancing with the Star Wars

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Science fiction fans on other planets

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Newborn Cosmonaut

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"