Intergalactic Golfer Gifts

'Hey! This club is for members only!'

'Peace.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

High-gravity baseball

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Marry me astronaut

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Dancing with the Star Wars

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

Newborn Cosmonaut

Christmas on Other Planets.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'