Space Adventure Golfer T-Shirts

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Rocket and Witch Race

An early space launch attempt.

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Elevator Music

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Rocket.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"When are you going to realize you're not the only being in the universe?"

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

"Are we there yet?"

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

SOE (South Of Earth)

Hippie on the moon