Golfing Galaxy Explorers T-Shirts

Golfing in space.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

Miniature Golf.

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

',,,the ball is sitting right here on a stick'

"One More Swing."

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

Too many beers at lunch?

'... just one more ball. Please? Last one. I'll pay you back, I swear!'

'You must address the ball properly first.'

Sink the putt or else!

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

'...I've gotta get out of here. My boss thinks I'm meeting with clients, so I don't need any media attention.'

Man golfing in water hazard with shark.

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

I've been all over the galaxy, and they have the strangest economic system I've ever seen!

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Traveling at light speed takes all the fun out of saying, 'Are we there yet?''

'Todd Stevens is playing golf while his wife and kids are at home with 103 degree fevers!'

'I made a hole in one, just like you Tiger!'