Golfing Galaxy Explorers Gifts

Golfing in space.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

Miniature Golf.

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

'You must address the ball properly first.'

"One More Swing."

'... just one more ball. Please? Last one. I'll pay you back, I swear!'

Too many beers at lunch?

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

Sink the putt or else!

Man golfing in water hazard with shark.

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

'Traveling at light speed takes all the fun out of saying, 'Are we there yet?''

'...I've gotta get out of here. My boss thinks I'm meeting with clients, so I don't need any media attention.'

'Replace divots'