Lunar Golfers Gifts

Spaceman playing golf on the moon

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Moon: Made in China

Planting by the Moon.

Kids Playing Doctor.

'He lived and died for golf.'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Moon Souvenirs

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

"Here it comes!"

Music from the moon.

The First Man to Ride the Moon

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

'How was I to know that according to our sat-nav 'Marius' was a crater on the moon and not an Italian restaurant in Lancaster?"

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

'We all misjudged the jump too!'

Why men stopped going to the moon.

Darkside of the moon.

'Oh,look Henry - a FULL moon!!'

Full mooning

Sink the putt or else!

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Al, I'm pleased that you followed my advice and took up a hobby, but … howling at the moon?

'I guess slow moonlit walks are out for us.'

I've been all over the galaxy, and they have the strangest economic system I've ever seen!

"Same time next month?"

The Man in the Moon as a Teenager: Another Zit! Man, that's gonna leave a mark...