Mystical Golfers Gifts

Golfing Fakir.

'He lived and died for golf.'

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Golfing with God.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

Thanks God!

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'

Golf Crime Scene.

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

"You will be going on a long walk."

'Do you mind if I play through?'

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

Golfer on Ski Lift.

"I see a gullible stranger being fleeced of his hard-earned by a shameless charlatan."

Good and Evil: The Human Video Game

Spaceman playing golf on the moon

'Gloria, tell my nine-o'clock to go to hell.'

"Forget that ball caddie, there's another just like it up here that I can tap in...."

'You won't need those up here. He can't stand golf.'

'Clairvoyant' 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

A ball's best case scenario.

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

Practical Yolkers.

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

"I'm getting ready to have my fortune read to see my future, but first I want to make sure I can see clearly."

'Sail powered buggies, that's the future.'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'And now time for operation: Hit golf balls into windows!'