Mythical Golfer Gifts

Lady of the lake holding a golf ball.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'He lived and died for golf.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

Golfing with God.

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Thanks God!

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

'Putter'.

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

Golf Crime Scene.

'I knew it! Come back here!'

"IV!"

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

Golf Ball in Nest.

Using Science In Fashion Design

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Golfer on Ski Lift.

Good and Evil: The Human Video Game

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

The 19th hole

'Shall we forget the ball and start to look for the golf course?'

STRIP Old Caddy (colour)

Madam Zouza. Fortune Teller. I see you playing a game with me wearing helmets … Oh, dear!