Mythical Golfer Mugs

Lady of the lake holding a golf ball.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'He lived and died for golf.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

Golfing with God.

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Thanks God!

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

'Putter'.

Golf Crime Scene.

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

"IV!"

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

Using Science In Fashion Design

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Golf Ball in Nest.

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

Golfer on Ski Lift.

Good and Evil: The Human Video Game

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

"I think the 'curse of the Bambino' has transferred to your Portfolio."

STRIP Old Caddy (colour)

'Shall we forget the ball and start to look for the golf course?'

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

The 19th hole