Golf And Ski Mythmaker Mugs

Golfer on Ski Lift.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"You have a good lie."

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

"I hate golf. There's something unnatural about a game where the lowest score wins."

Golf Crime Scene.

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'I'll be with you in a minute.'

'Do you mind if I play through?'

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

Golf Ball in Nest.

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

'Whatever you do, don't tell the rest of the herd about this secret grazing place we found.'

Agricultural Skier

STRIP Old Caddy (colour)

The Educated Golfer or The Instinctive Golfer

Practical Yolkers.

"I think the 'curse of the Bambino' has transferred to your Portfolio."

"In a blinding flash, Norman suddenly realises the mind-numbing boredom and utter futility of the sport that is called golf..."

Golfing Fakir.

'Shall we forget the ball and start to look for the golf course?'

The world's first caddy.

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

'I like to think of myself as Tiger Woods' greatest nightmare - although I'd don't know why he'd ever dream about me.'

'Mr. Murdoch... skiing isn't for everyone.'

"When I moved out here I promised myself I'd play golf every day, but I haven't been out ONCE!"