Satanic Golfers Gifts

'Gloria, tell my nine-o'clock to go to hell.'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'He lived and died for golf.'

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Deviled HamDeviled Eggs.

Golfing with God.

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

"Yes, ma'am, we do take reservations...and what's your husband's name?"

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

Thanks God!

Almost got away with it, until he tried to bury the body and dug a little too deep.

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

"I hate golf. There's something unnatural about a game where the lowest score wins."

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

'There goes my New Year's resolution to be a better person.'

"Good evening madam. Would you like to donate your soul to a newly registered charity?"

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

Man in Hell, 'Well, I gotta tell ya, layers is NOT the answer.'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'You won't need those up here. He can't stand golf.'

"In a blinding flash, Norman suddenly realises the mind-numbing boredom and utter futility of the sport that is called golf..."

A goat-herder notices Satan trying to fit in with a herd of goats and sends him off

Putting on ice

"Forget that ball caddie, there's another just like it up here that I can tap in...."

"You guys want a go?"

'Nice 666 pack.'

Golfing Fakir.

"I mean that we both leave a trail on the sidewalk!"

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

Grim Reaper's caddy hands him the correct scythe from a golf bag of different scythes

'And now time for operation: Hit golf balls into windows!'

"I used the credit card that replaces lost merchandise."

Lady of the lake holding a golf ball.

Meditating on a 4th for golf!