Satanic Golfers Gifts

Looking for a bold gift for a golf lover with a dark sense of humor? Our collection offers witty, devilish designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints, guaranteed to make a memorable impression and add some mischief to their game day.

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'Gloria, tell my nine-o'clock to go to hell.'

'Gloria, tell my nine-o'clock to go to hell.' mockup

'Gloria, tell my nine-o'clock to go to hell.'

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Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return. mockup

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

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'He lived and died for golf.'

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'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!' mockup

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

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Golfing with God.

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'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.' mockup

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

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"Yes, ma'am, we do take reservations...and what's your husband's name?"

"Yes, ma'am, we do take reservations...and what's your husband's name?" mockup

"Yes, ma'am, we do take reservations...and what's your husband's name?"

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Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head. mockup

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

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"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads." mockup

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

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Almost got away with it, until he tried to bury the body and dug a little too deep.

Almost got away with it, until he tried to bury the body and dug a little too deep. mockup

Almost got away with it, until he tried to bury the body and dug a little too deep.

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Thanks God!

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"I hate golf. There's something unnatural about a game where the lowest score wins."

"I hate golf. There's something unnatural about a game where the lowest score wins." mockup

"I hate golf. There's something unnatural about a game where the lowest score wins."

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Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat. mockup

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

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'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...' mockup

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

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"Good evening madam. Would you like to donate your soul to a newly registered charity?"

"Good evening madam. Would you like to donate your soul to a newly registered charity?" mockup

"Good evening madam. Would you like to donate your soul to a newly registered charity?"

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'There goes my New Year's resolution to be a better person.'

'There goes my New Year's resolution to be a better person.' mockup

'There goes my New Year's resolution to be a better person.'

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When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

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Man in Hell, 'Well, I gotta tell ya, layers is NOT the answer.'

Man in Hell, 'Well, I gotta tell ya, layers is NOT the answer.' mockup

Man in Hell, 'Well, I gotta tell ya, layers is NOT the answer.'

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'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!' mockup

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

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Golfing Fakir.

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'Nice 666 pack.'

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"In a blinding flash, Norman suddenly realises the mind-numbing boredom and utter futility of the sport that is called golf..."

"In a blinding flash, Norman suddenly realises the mind-numbing boredom and utter futility of the sport that is called golf..." mockup

"In a blinding flash, Norman suddenly realises the mind-numbing boredom and utter futility of the sport that is called golf..."

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A goat-herder notices Satan trying to fit in with a herd of goats and sends him off

A goat-herder notices Satan trying to fit in with a herd of goats and sends him off mockup

A goat-herder notices Satan trying to fit in with a herd of goats and sends him off

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"Forget that ball caddie, there's another just like it up here that I can tap in...."

"Forget that ball caddie, there's another just like it up here that I can tap in...." mockup

"Forget that ball caddie, there's another just like it up here that I can tap in...."

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"You guys want a go?"

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Putting on ice

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'You won't need those up here. He can't stand golf.'

'You won't need those up here. He can't stand golf.' mockup

'You won't need those up here. He can't stand golf.'

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'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!' mockup

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

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"I mean that we both leave a trail on the sidewalk!"

"I mean that we both leave a trail on the sidewalk!" mockup

"I mean that we both leave a trail on the sidewalk!"

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Grim Reaper's caddy hands him the correct scythe from a golf bag of different scythes

Grim Reaper's caddy hands him the correct scythe from a golf bag of different scythes mockup

Grim Reaper's caddy hands him the correct scythe from a golf bag of different scythes

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'And now time for operation: Hit golf balls into windows!'

'And now time for operation: Hit golf balls into windows!' mockup

'And now time for operation: Hit golf balls into windows!'

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"I used the credit card that replaces lost merchandise."

"I used the credit card that replaces lost merchandise." mockup

"I used the credit card that replaces lost merchandise."

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Meditating on a 4th for golf!

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Lady of the lake holding a golf ball. mockup

Lady of the lake holding a golf ball.

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'My husband has been practicing his golf swing all winter.'

'My husband has been practicing his golf swing all winter.' mockup

'My husband has been practicing his golf swing all winter.'

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Satanic Golfers Gifts Collection

Satanic Golfers Mugs

Explore our collection of playful and provocative mugs designed for satanic golf lovers—perfect for adding some sinister humor to their morning routine.

Satanic Golfers Pillows

Check out our quirky pillows featuring dark golf humor—add some mischievous charm to any space.

Satanic Golfers Prints

Discover striking wall prints for satanic golf fans—bring a touch of dark comedy to your decor.

Satanic Golfers T-Shirts

Browse our selection of bold t-shirts for satanic golf enthusiasts—great for making a statement on or off the course.