Satanic Workout Enthusiast Gifts

'Nice 666 pack.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Cheerleaders

Witch has Exorcise Video.

Deviled HamDeviled Eggs.

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Spider Press-Ups

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

Fitness in church.

"Yes, ma'am, we do take reservations...and what's your husband's name?"

The Wonder Gym.

"Damn speed hump!"

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

'Good luck son, but genetically you are screwed.'

Almost got away with it, until he tried to bury the body and dug a little too deep.

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

When I said take more exercise Mr Potter I didn't mean right now.

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

"I'm in good shape. . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!"

'No, no, no. I think it's great that you exercise and diet. I just wonder if perhaps you exercise and diet too much.'

'Unfortunately, Mrs. Himner, spot weight reduction is impossible. You need to lose weight overall.'

Excercising demons

Man in Hell, 'Well, I gotta tell ya, layers is NOT the answer.'

'There goes my New Year's resolution to be a better person.'

Jehovah's Fitness

'Bad news, coach. His test came back positive for spending hours in the weight room pumping iron.'

"Do you do sports?"

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

"Good evening madam. Would you like to donate your soul to a newly registered charity?"

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